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i had a dream...

Feb. 11th, 2012 | 08:31 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Slowdive - Souvlaki

i was wandering the halls at some building that looked like a combination of all my schools. i'm a drug dealer, distribution, and i'm texting with another drug dealer, who is like one of the people i know least likely to become a drug dealer, michael turabian. i know it's him but he doesn't know it's me. i start playing with him over texts, like i'm being sketchy and gonna screw him over. for some reason i'm in his thoughts and he's thinking he might have to whack me and he's starting to panic 'cause he's like the least likely person ever able to pull off a whacking. we meet up and i'm like "heeyyy!!" and he's like "oh my god phew." and we make the deal and everything is peachy.
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neat.

Feb. 10th, 2012 | 04:21 pm
mood: peacefulpeaceful
music: Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain

yesterday i lost my hat... it blew under the bus as i was getting on. then, today, my father was driving down the same street and got the sudden urge to u-turn and look for my hat. and he found it! it was missing two of the pins but still. only the peace sign remained. if the peace sign remaining is a message from god, it's a deep one. the situation is very neat either way.

that is to say that peace is the way of light and i don't preach it enough in my writings. that my "eye for an eye" and "explosions are cool" mentality may not be so enlightened. but god's going to have to try a lot harder than that to get me to change my belief systems.

or there's no sign and i'm just loony. but i don't know, i mean the likelyhood of him finding the hat...

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i had a dream...

Dec. 31st, 2011 | 07:33 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Monster Movie - Last Night Something Happened

i'm outside at my parents condo complex, in the public parking area which for this dream is actually just grass. i'm talking to some guy about something trivial when he points out a guy on the balcony/deck. he says that guy is on trial for murder and is to be executed. i look over and notice it's my friend jeff. i go over there to talk to him, a little nervous but not too nervous since we're fairly close and i doubt he would suddenly snap and kill me. he seems completely calm and unphased about the coming execution. he tells me the story... he says he was at a bar and some guy wanted to fight him. he says it was an accident. i say "2nd or 3rd degree murder doesn't get you the death penalty here, does it?" and he says "yeah, i don't know" and then i wake up.
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i had a dream...

Dec. 21st, 2011 | 07:07 pm
mood: boredbored
music: king crimson - in the court of the crimson king

it's the apocalypse. cut to sheldon from the big bang theory. he is now the leader of our band of mercenaries, and woman after woman are lining up to sleep with him. his facial expression changes to something darker and more serious. stuff happens that i don't really remember and then i wake up. i fall asleep again and i'm back in this dream. i go to sit on the couch and say "sorry, do you have this spot on eternal dibs?" and he says "no, i don't do that anymore" because apparently getting laid fixes all psychological issues. my phone rings. i answer it and a zombie licks my ear through the ear piece. i then remember that everybody else would talk on their phone on speakerphone holding it away from their face. i sit there waiting to become a zombie and then eventually wake up.

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i had a dream...

Dec. 1st, 2011 | 06:00 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Love - Forever Changes

i was at a car wash with my father. he gets out of the car to start spraying it and people start shooting. i ask one of the shooters by the window who they are and he says "fbi." i say "do you know who i am!?" and he says "yes." so i quickly get out and me and my father start running. dad gets shot and killed. i do a "NNNOOOOOO!!!!" and then wake up.

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i had a dream...

Oct. 14th, 2011 | 04:10 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Yellow6 – Disappear Here

i was walking home to my old house in brandon when i found myself awfully curious about what is happening in a house on the way there. i walked up the driveway and suddenly i knew there were two people in the house. i overheard somebody saying "you went to the agency!?" and then he starts to kill one of the people in the house. i run home, knowing that they noticed me, and tell my mother it was so weird. it was like something out of a dream, how i just knew there were two people in there. then i woke up and realized i missed my chance to go lucid.
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i had a dream...

Sep. 23rd, 2011 | 09:08 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

i was in some kind of a cult, living on some kind of a commune... it's night time and everything is dark and grey. people were dying and i was starting to get a little unnerved. there was a detached hand on the ground. i start thinking about escaping, but then i am summoned by the prophet. he tells me i can believe whatever i wanted, the only thing that mattered was how i lived. i was thinking of saying i don't believe in your shit but i was afraid of being killed so i was just hesitating on it. after about 30 seconds of hesitating i freaked out and woke up.
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yes you can have it but you're not allowed to call it that

Sep. 4th, 2011 | 11:36 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

so... we were at the kfc drive-through and we decided we wanted the "movie night combo." eight pieces of chicken, large fries, large gravy, two side salads. when we get to the window we find out that the "movie night combo" isn't actually for sale until september 5th. the lady at the window had to get the manager to come tell us we can't have it. okay whatever, "so what can we have?" my mother asks. the manager says we can get the "eight piece meal". it comes with large fries, large gravy and two side salads. okay we'll get that. and what, we find out, does it cost? it costs the same as the movie night combo. the manager had to come tell us that we can't call the "eight piece meal" the "movie night combo" because the "movie night combo" isn't for sale yet.

i wanted to beg him to call it the movie night combo 'cause that would just go so much better with our evening but i decided against it.
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i had a dream...

Aug. 25th, 2011 | 12:23 am
mood: boredbored
music: Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

hunter s. thompson kept stealing my panties. i told him i need my panties but he wouldn't give them back. (no i don't wear panties.)

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i had a dream...

Jul. 3rd, 2011 | 03:12 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Tim Hecker - An Imaginary Country

a scary looking fat guy is dousing me with gasoline. he sets me on fire. i notice a stream of gasoline beside me leading to a book on the floor. i touch it and the book catches fire. he starts screaming "no! no!" and starts hitting me and pouring more gasoline on me... seemingly unconcerned with the fact that he is now on fire. this goes on for a few seconds and then i wake up.

it's not my fault! he set it up to be burned! i think he had psychological issues...
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